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Have you reached that stage in life where almost everything everyone else does is irritating beyond belief? They all drive too slowly, or too quickly, nobody is polite any more, the younger generation can't spell and don't seem to know any big words. The economy is a disaster, and at least a quarter of the world's population would like to kill you. Your government steals more and more of your hard earned cash to piss away on projects that you neither want nor need. And on top of all that, everything hurts. Your knees are shot, your neck is stiff, and don't tell anyone, but you think you're getting piles.
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Burger Prohibition on the way in US Written by Mog |  | 
At last it can be revealed that Al Queda is the main shareholder of McDonalds
Stop ID Cards now! Oh, they did.Written by Mog | | I've always vowed to do everything in my power to stop the introduction of ID cards in the UK. OK, my "power" consists of pointless whining and moaning - just like you, but still, the thought was there.
Smoking is good for youWritten by Mog | | When I'm in a restaurant, there are few things that annoy me more than the smoking ban. In the good old days, when everyone smoked,
| We need less airport security, not moreWritten by Mog | | What do you think is the purpose of a government? Well I would say that it's there to provide efficient services to the people who pay for it, i.e. you and me. We need a road network, soldiers to defend us, police to keep us safe from thieves, muggers and murderers, a decent education system, a basic healthcare service and someone to put the fires out.
Health & safety at seaWritten by Anon | |
Nelson: "Order the signal, Hardy."
Miserable Old Git's Guide to TippingWritten by Mog | | First let me say that this guide only applies in Europe. I've just read some websites about tipping etiquette in the USA and unearthed such gems as "Tip less if they are unpleasant or rude". As far as I could tell, they weren't even joking.
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I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop.
Noel Coward
Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint.
Mark Twain
Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations.
Edward de Bono
